imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
cute AND lethal…..my kind of pet!
Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his class was with his phone going off constantly
he sent me “FUCK YOU” 4104 times
